...Oh. wait...this is the internet....grrr...

"The more money you send, the more clothes i can mend" ... No. That just sucks...

...

Ok. Yes. That's it! I will live longer because I'll have money to buy food, and I won't die of starvation!
Girls, you want to send me lots of money, so that I will get FAT...! right?! You don't want me to be *thin* do you? lol

Any and all donations are happily accepted!

way #1: click the above button OR click the tip jar!


way #3: buy me a cd: wishlist


way #2: send USA checks or whatever to:
MAY (no last name)
302 THORN STREET BOX #0010
SAN DIEGO, CA 92103
(this box # expires JUNE 2005)

donators page - see who else has donated.

some random reasons why you should donate:

1)you're nice? no....?
2)if you don't, i'll hit you? oh, you live in indiana? aw mann! lol
3)because i've made over 100 templates for people to use for free and at least 75,000 people have used them, and i haven't made a cent from them!
4)each template takes like 40 hours to make.
5)i hate being on the computer. really.
6)my back REALLY hurts from this.
7)i give, why can't you?
8)my cat needs food *meow?*
9)these free designs ruined my skin!
10)my health is also now bad.
11)i only got 3-4 hours of sleep per night for the last 6 months.
12)i have a $1000 doctor bill.
donate?
13)i failed quizes at uscd.
14)i didn't do my homework.
15)i didn't exercise.
16)i didn't have any fun for 6 months+
17)i didn't hang out with friends.
18)i gave up my whole life.
19)i didn't have a job.
20)these things are ALL due to making free web designs.
21)i made these designs solely for others.
22)if i get donations, i'll keep making free templates.
23)it costs money to keep a website running....
24)i don't put ad.s of my pages.
25)you get your name & link on the donators page. [if you give me your link!]
26)you get to look important!
27)you get to do a good deed.
28)you are giving back to the internet community.
29)you love me?
30)you want to help me pay for college.
31)you could buy me a car if you want! ...no? okay...sorry.
32)you could help me get insurence for chris's truck...so that we can drive without going to jail.
33)you could make up for all the jobs i've ever had where i was way underpaid, and i stupidly over worked myself.
34)you want to feel special.
donate?
35)i'll write you a hand written thank you note!
36)i've spent 1000's of hours answering help emails.
37)i can't ever go outside. : (
38)i hate the internet!
39)my site exists for other people to see. if it was just for me, it could stay on my computer!
40)i've inspired a lot of people to start designing. or so they tell me.
41)i help people not sommit suicide. really.
42)i try to be nice to everyone.
43)my rent is $800.
44)my mom is homeless. (sometimes)
45)i've had a hard life. (see bio page for vague info)
donate?
46)i work really hard on my designs.
47)in labor costs, they are each worth about $400 @ $10/hour.
48)i've had my site over a year, and never asked for anything.
49)i could sell my designs if i wanted to.
50)you don't want me to be homeless...
51)...um...my cat loves you...?
52)good karma!
53)you're a guy and you want me to notice you...(this reason is stolen from a cam girl)
54)i can buy food!
55)i won't become homeless
56)...um...did i mention my cat loves you...?
57)it would be nice to buy laundry soap...
58)i have no real parents
59)i can draw you a picture for your refrigerator...
60)...meow?
but really, i work very hard on my designs. most sites that give things out for free, get paid by their sponsers, ADs and stuff... i don't have any of those...no one wants ads popping up when looking at designs! Websites cost a lot of money to have. etc, etc, etc...
i will love you forever and ever if you donate to me!
go to the t i p * j a r and donate! please?!

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